Historically, when it comes to boobs, two have always sufficed but not for wannabe TV star Jasmine Tridevil who just spent $20,000 on surgery to get a third breast built between her two natural ones.
Jasmine went through 50-60 refusals from doctors before finding one ethically corrupt enough to turn her into a real life version of the three-breasted prostitute from Total Recall.
As well as holding out for a TV gig, Jasmine hopes her third boob will also keep men away from her. Surely there’s plenty easier ways to make yourself unattractive than to get a third boob? People usually like boobs.
I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.
Sadly, Jasmine’s mum and sister won’t speak to her and her dad is ashamed of her. Not a great look being the dad of the girl with three tits, I suppose.
But if you think that’s shocking, wait until you see the LA woman with officially the worst boob job of all time (NSFW).