CCTV footage taken from B&M Bargains in Southport captured the grimy moment a woman took a sneaky dump in one of the aisles, then covered it up with £40 worth of baby clothes before carrying on her shop:
The scariest part is just how normal she was acting after taking the dump. We all know the feeling of doing a number 2 and suddenly realising there’s no toilet paper within reach. You do that awkward squat/crab walk to wherever the nearest toilet paper is fully aware that you’re working with an unwiped butt hole. This woman though? She just pulled up her leggings and carried on shopping like there wasn’t still shit all over her ass. Next level psycho move.