If you were worried about The Undertaker having nothing to do following his retirement from pro wrestling at Survivor Series the other night, fear not. The Dead Man is raking it in by charging $1000 to deliver a custom message to you or your loved ones, and the results really are incredible.
I mean if kayfabe wasn’t completely dead to you before, wait until you get a load of these clips:
the $1000 taker cameos are live pic.twitter.com/vXSt5QsLsx
— bossmoz (@BossMoz) November 23, 2020
oh mark, i’ve always wanted to hear you say these things to me pic.twitter.com/XJgoYUoaDP
— bossmoz (@BossMoz) November 23, 2020
the deadman believes in you pic.twitter.com/UwNG3VBpbK
— bossmoz (@BossMoz) November 23, 2020
got real worried when he started talking about counting votes, but it goes in a different direction pic.twitter.com/srrBrMCIFW
— bossmoz (@BossMoz) November 23, 2020
you should at least do the first half of this, when it is safe to do so pic.twitter.com/Pri6n5avRx
— bossmoz (@BossMoz) November 23, 2020
AJ may have actually gotten their $1000 worth here pic.twitter.com/i96kqJiQzc
— bossmoz (@BossMoz) November 23, 2020
another deadman pep talk, but this one takes some terrifying twists and turns pic.twitter.com/TlJ3dFe7tP
— bossmoz (@BossMoz) November 23, 2020
some guy paid for the undertaker to do an ad for his horror novel, but he didn’t pay me so i aint saying the title. this bit is funny though. pic.twitter.com/1BhycZuL9x
— bossmoz (@BossMoz) November 23, 2020
lmao #ThankYouTaker pic.twitter.com/VANbOIc0Qy
— bossmoz (@BossMoz) November 23, 2020
Amazing. I don’t know whether to laugh at the absolute surrealness of The Undertaker becoming a cameo whore or mourn my childhood for the same reason. I mean is he really that strapped for cash that he needs to do stuff like this?!
Then again, you wouldn’t say no to filming a 30 second clip for $1000, would you? Probably made 10 of these in half an hour and is gonna be piling up money as the Dead Man until he literally is dead. Let’s just hope no one asks him to send a message to the NHS or anyone battling COVID in hospital. Not sure his ‘Rest In Peace’ catchphrase would go down too well in that scenario.
For a look at The Rock meeting the nWo for the first time in our Pro Wrestling Flashback series, click HERE. Those were the days.
