Top 4 Things Men Need To Sacrifice Before Settling Down

2. Jerking Off Whenever You Feel Like It

Finding a good window of opportunity to wank is near impossible when living with your girlfriend. You’d think the perfect time to disappear into the bathroom is when she starts hoovering the place but 5 minutes later she’s at the bathroom door knocking and asking if everything’s okay in there. Yes everything’s OK babe, just trying to knock one out to this tiny pixelated image on my phone. Be out in 5!