Back when we wrote about the woman who cut off her cheating husband’s penis TWICE in one night, we knew the stakes had been raised as far as girlfriends/wives taking revenge on their men acting like idiots. This South African girl has made an A+ effort with this story though.

25-year-old Humphrey Khoza filmed him and his 17-year-old girlfriend (bit young for a 25-year-old?) having sex using his laptop without her knowing, and the footage then wound up online where it went a little bit viral.

The unnamed (for legal reasons) girlfriend then tracked Khoza down in a pub and threw battery acid into his lap, melting his penis in what must have been a horrific experience. Khoza however still insists he has no idea how the video wound up online:

Everything happened in the blink of an eye because I saw her when she was coming with a bottle but I didn’t realise she was carrying acid. She just angrily called me a dog. She asked how in the world I could have done such an evil thing to her. It was only then that I realised that she was talking about the video that I took while we were having sex.

Khoza has been told his penis will never work again and he now has to urinate through a tube. Awful, awful turn of events for him.

Even if I press charges it is useless because it won’t bring back my manhood. Her being in jail will just ruin her future because she is still young and I do not have the energy to attend courts.

Surprisingly gentleman-ly response from someone who’s just had his penis melted off his body. But then I guess you’ve got no choice but to take the L any time you get a crotch-full of acid.

Savage stuff. Whatever happened to just pinning your boyfriend down on the bed and beating the shit out of him?