Teacher ‘Caught On Camera Urinating’ In His Classroom Placed On Leave

A Year 8 history teacher has been placed on leave after a video showed him peeing into a cup before students walked into class.

There were rumours floating around Granite Oaks Middle School in Rocklin, California, that teacher Dan Champ was doing weird stuff between lessons and always seemed to smell like p1ss, so the students set up a camera, and sure enough, caught him weeing into a cup…

The Sacramento Bee obtained the footage, in which Champ is heard saying: ‘Gosh, that’s good. Gosh gosh gosh gosh gosh gosh gosh.’ Extremely relatable, and a marker of a very satisfying urination.

He then picks up the container, appears to pour it out and mutters: ‘Love it, love it.’

Shortly after, the bell rings and students begin filling into the room.

The school is now investigating Champ, who has more than 25 years of teaching experience. No idea why he wouldn’t just use the toilet like a normal person; maybe he got a weird thrill out of potentially being caught? A child could have walked into the classroom at any moment because they had a question or forgotten something. I mean, it’s weird and gross even if you take the children out of the equation, but the fact he’s doing this in a school makes it 10x worse.

P1ss-poor behaviour either way. Don’t even want to think about where he takes his sh1ts. Fair play to the students who had a hunch this weirdo was up to something and set up the camera to catch him in the act. Excellent work, class!

For the drug dog who visited a middle school and found cocaine in a teacher’s wallet, click HERE. Whoops.