This is unreal.
There are only 6000 of them left.
Sounds about right.
They can't find the clitoris.
Could he BE any more guilty?
Sounds like a sick party.
This sounds messy.
As good a reason as any.
Not a bad payout.
Not really much of a haul.
I can totally relate.
Not cool guys.
Shake your money maker...or not.
When you get that urge.
Believe it or not, 'professional shoplifter' is not a real profession.
People are turning to the black market for avocados.
What else could she be missing?
The real life hamburglar.
You've got to admire his opportunism.
It all works through an app.
What an idiot.
'I kept the cash because I needed weed.'
Uber is normally rapid, but apparently not rapid enough when it comes to facing off against the cops.