The Bomb Squad Had To Be Called In Germany Over A Particularly Loud Cock Ring NOT THE NEWS / By MF Jones Who’s throwing away a perfectly good cock ring?
London Fire Brigade Are Warning People To Be Careful With Cock Rings NOT THE NEWS / By Alex Bentley Yep, seriously.
VIDEO: There’s Now A Sex Toy Made Exclusively For Bankers NEWS, NSFW / By timw_brap As if we couldn’t hate them even more.