A British tourist has been killed in Bangkok, Thailand, after being turned away from the 91karaoke bar, where he apparently got on the bouncers’ nerves and was chased down by them on a motorcycle. Nick Weir, 28, was said to have been ‘behaving erratically’ when he was denied entry into the venue. CCTV footage shows […]
As the Tractor Tax saga sludges on, Derbyshire-based farmer S.K.U.D has dropped a new track titled ‘Shitkicker’ – a raw and unapologetic nod to the gritty reality of farm life, a life filled with early mornings, long hours, relentless challenges, and… loads of sh*t. Check out the video below: As we all know, British farmers
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The British teenager being held in a Dubai prison after having sex with a 17-year-old girl (also British) in the country could potentially see his jail time increased to 20 years as authorities seek to make an example of the lad. Marcus Fakana, 18, from Tottenham, London, was on a family holiday in Dubai when
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It’s that time of the year again where Pornhub reveals which country was the wankiest in 2024, which porn star category was the most searched, and so on. We begin with which country visited Pornhub the most, and as usual, the Americans have claimed the top spot. The UK comes in at a ‘respectable’ #5,
Here’s some good news to cheer you up on a dreary Tuesday morning – the UK is set to get an extra bank holiday in 2025 to mark the 80th anniversary of the end of World World Two. Just in time for WW3! The UK is set to celebrate the ‘Greatest Generation’ with an additional
British tourists getting extremely drunk and doing stupid sh1t on holiday is a tale as old as time itself, but it was still pretty shocking to read about this British man from Blackburn falling from a hotel balcony while covered in literal poo in Thailand. The British tourist was completely off his face when he
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Very sad news this week as a British influencer plunged to his death while attempting to scale Spain’s tallest bridge; the 630ft Castilla-La Mancha bridge in Talavera de la Reina, a 90-minute drive south-west of Madrid. 26-year-old Lewis Stevenson fell from the bridge while filming content for his social media channels. The local Spanish town
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Every so often a new study comes out about penis sizes around the world, and it’s good news for the Brits this time; as the average British penis size has apparently grown by nearly 10% in two years! Get in! In 2022, the typical size was 5.17 inches recent, but, as of 2024, this has
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The British Onlyfans girl who went viral this week after filming a queue of uni students lined up outside her apartment has been targeted by criminals after sharing her location online. Bonnie Blue has been making a killing while on a mission to sleep with ’50 freshers’ a day at unis around the UK, with
The other day we wrote about British OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue and her mission to sleep with ’50 freshers a day’ at unis around the UK. Well, just in case you thought she was fibbing, here’s some footage of Bonnie with fellow p0rn star Lily Phillips (who I guess is joining her), filming a queue
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Tommy Robinson can’t be racist – his tax advisor is Muslim! Or rather, his ex-tax advisor, who has this week decided she ‘can not in good conscience’ continue to represent him as he ‘destroys’ the country. Jesminara Rahman, who specialises in tax disputes, said she didn’t want to work with the former English Defence League
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By now you’ve probably seen the footage of the police officer kicking and stamping a man in the head at Manchester Airport, but here’s the clip in case you missed it: T2 Manchester Airport Can’t see how you can justify kicking someone in the face and head when they are laying on floor being tasered
These days it seems all you have to do to go viral is be a conventionally attractive woman who opens her mouth during a street interview, whether that involves coming up with a classic catchphrase like ‘Hawk Tuah’, or sending a calm, emotionally supportive message to Gareth Southgate and the England squad for reaching the
Here’s a plot twist for the Council House Columbos on Facebook – search & rescue crews have managed to find a ‘disoriented’ 51-year-old British man in a ravine while hunting for Jay Slater in Tenerife. Crews searching a desolate park close to where Jay Slater was last seen came across the Scottish hiker who got
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The great British public is being trolled by Americans online after they got wind of our tabloids describing the incoming 26c weather as a “heatwave”, with 48 hours of actual summer set to break the cold spell at the end of the June. Get a load of how these Americans have been taking the p1ss
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Every so often, Amanda Holden will share a thirst trap on her Twitter or Instagram account and then just kick back and las up the compliments & general perviness that comes her way. She basically lives for it, as she confessed a while back. Fair play to her I guess – when you’re 53 years old
Rule #1 of going to Thailand – don’t mess with the locals. That includes Thai ladyboys you’ve invited round for a sex party with the lads, which in this case descended into a chaotic brawl that resulted in one British man being stabbed in the stomach, valuables being stolen and smashed glass everywhere. The men
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It’s a tale as old as time. British man goes to Thailand for some partying. Buys a lot of drugs and has the time of his life. Brit needs to go back home but still has a lot of drugs left over. Brit takes all the leftover drugs before he gets to the airport so
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A British mum has died after getting a BBL in Turkey.
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Laura, 20, is selling her virginity to the highest bidder.
It’s not a good day to be Twitter user @AndyPlumb4.
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Steven Knight and Sarah Lancashire are linking up.
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You can’t be too careful how you parent your children these days.
Jihadi Jack’s Mum Thinks That ‘Over Liberal Parenting’ Led To Him Joining ISIS Read More »
Shamima Begum’s appeal to restore her UK citizenship begins this week.
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