Nicki Minaj

Believe it or not, I’m not exactly a massive fan of Nicki Minaj. However, if you slow her right down she sounds like Jay Z and more importantly the track sounds about 800% fresher.

‘http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nPedW3HNMs’]

Whitney Houston

If you give all star wailer Whitney the slow down makeover she becomes Billy Ocean, but her music is unfortunately still completely abhorrent.

‘http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9wKAHi1V4k’]

Children Laughing

I’ll leave you with firm evidence that young children are tools of the devil. Slow down their laughter and Beelzebub can be glimpsed.

‘http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks3Z_W9TEkk’]

See…. evil huh?

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