Songs In The Key Of Masturbation

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Prince – Darling Nikki (1985)

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“I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said howd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind”

Where God took a rib from Adam and made Eve – Prince took one of his own ribs out so he could suck himself off. Prince 1 – 0 God.

When you begin songs (and mostly likely every day conversations) with, “I met her in a hotel lobby, Masturbating with a magazine” you know immediately you have made some great life choices.

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