I went to my friends birthday a couple of years back and we ended up going back to his yard and having a few lines of special. I was very aware early on that I needed quite a large shit, and whilst the ceiling was falling I proceeded to crawl to the toilet a few floors down. After What I thought was five minutes I get a banging at the door asking if I was okay because I’d been in there for more than an hour. Turns out I’d stripped naked and taken a snapchat video of myself shitting, which i’d then sent to a chick I’d gone on a date with a couple of days before. Haven’t heard anything from her since in spite of my incessant texting… still optimistic though.