The boys from One Direction have finally been busted for doing probably what every young millionaire pop singer (see Justin Bieber) does in their spare time – getting stoned.
The footage was uploaded originally on the Daily Mail website and shows the boys (mainly Zayn and Louis) in the back of a van leaving Peru after playing to a 40,000 capacity venue tugging on some hits of the joint. The conversation between the two (and three members of their team) is about the level of stuff you think is really funny when you first start smoking weed (and is probably funny if you’re actually there) but if you’re watching it and you’re not stoned then it just seems like the dumbest thing ever.
Highlights include the following comments:
‘Zayn takes his job very seriously. He makes sure he goes through a two hour intense warm-up before every show. Just to get himself in the zone for the show. One very very important factor of Zayn’s warm up of course is Mary J herself. In fact I will present it to him now for some fantastic singing.’
‘That’s the police. That’s the po po. One-nil. One nil b***h! Look at this b***h! He’s having a look. He’s thinking, “I’m sure I can smell an illegal substance in there.” And he’s hit the nail on the head.’
‘I’m just wondering now, we’re sitting here in Peru. Will this come back to me? Who knows? Maybe. Maybe not.’
And so on and so forth. If you really want to watch the video of two bored stoned millionaire youngsters then you can find it below, but it’s really not that dangerous, enlightening or edgy, it’s just some dumb kids getting stoned and talking dumb shit. The only people it’s going to upset are overprotective people and Simon Cowell, who’s probably giving Louis and Zayn the biggest bollocking of all time right now.
â˜› More Stoners: The 5 Different Types Of Stoner
â˜› More One Direction: Obsessed One Direction Fan Kills Dog