Errr… right. Yup. This one is an “octopus with the face of a lion or a dog”:

Dude, it’s just a rock. Mars is strewn with debris and has been for millenia. If we find some odd shapes there we shouldn’t be too surprised, and to be quite honest, so far none of them are even really that odd?

I’ll leave you with just one more because I really can’t bear it. This last one is two humans riding a plesiosaur. That’s right, an ancient sea creature on the dusty martian soil, being ridden by humanoids. If you can even see which bit of the photo he is talking about you’re a better man than I:

OK, OK, one more. Here’s what Basiago says about the next one, “We can see two men — half like beetles — pitch forward to confront a plesiosaur (top), as serpents with goofy faces slither up the hill and tiny humanoids seek refuge by clambering onto a rock (bottom). This phantasmagoric scene suggests that the sparse vegetation on Mars makes predation between biological life forms especially intense”…

There you go. I hope you now feel a little bit more confident in your own sanity.

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