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Miley Cyrus Is Claiming That She Was Chased By Aliens In A Big Yellow Snow Plow

Oh shit.

Miley Cyrus has been killing it recently, absolutely smashing a cover of The Cranberries’ ‘Zombie’ and calling Joe Rogan out for his shit on his podcast, but I’m not sure if her next step should have been to come out and tell everyone that she was once chased by aliens in a UFO.

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Miley obviously hasn’t been listening to me though as this is exactly what she’s done, saying the following to fashion designer Rick Owens in a piece for Interview where they um, interviewed each other. Here’s what she had to say:

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I had an experience, actually. 

I was driving through San Bernardino with my friend, and I got chased down by some sort of UFO.

I’m pretty sure about what I saw, but I’d also bought weed wax from a guy in a van in front of a taco shop, so it could have been the weed wax.

But the best way to describe it is a flying snowplow.

It had this big plow in the front of it and was glowing yellow. I did see it flying, and my friend saw it, too.

There were a couple of other cars on the road and they also stopped to look, so I think what I saw was real.

I couldn’t really look at the sky the same afterward because I was scared that they might come back. 

I was shaken for, like, five days. It f***ed me up.

I didn’t feel threatened at all, actually.

But I did see a being sitting in the front of the flying object.

It looked at me and we made eye contact, and I think that’s what really shook me, looking into the eyes of something that I couldn’t quite wrap my head around.

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Yeah, I don’t care if you believe in UFOs or not, there’s no way that this story doesn’t come down to the fact that Miley Cyrus was high on dodgy weed wax she bought from some random guy in a van outside a taco shop. It seems so dumb of her to even include that aspect of the story if she actually wants anyone to believe that she saw any of this shit – it’s obvious that she was tripping her nuts off whilst she was driving through the desert and is clearly the most obvious explanation for what she saw.

Happens to the best of us though Miley, don’t sweat it and maybe buy your drugs from a more trusted source than a crusty looking guy in a van next time. Just saying.

For more of the same, check out this story about a woman who accidentally took 550 times the recommended dose of LSD. Whoops.

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