3. Suggestive Yoghurt Smearing

Eastenders’ Shona McGarty aka Whitney Dean – the beaut – was booted out of Asda last year while shopping with co-star Matt Lapinskas aka Anthony Moon, for “suggestively smothering herself” in yoghurt. Why can’t she do that on Eastenders?

One mum said: “It was disgusting. He was opening up pots and throwing it around. Then the girl started to smear it over herself in a suggestive manner. I had my kids aged 10 and nine with me and they don’t need to see that happening in the shopping aisles of Asda”.

Asda quipped: “This isn’t us being Albert squares. As with any customer found to be causing a ruckus in our stores, we politely asked the culprits to leave so they didn’t offend other shoppers.”