The 2016 Japanese Penis Worshipping Festival Is Well And Truly Under Way

It’s that time of the year again.

It’s that time of the year again where the people of Japan take to the streets to celebrate the wonder of cocks and balls.

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As is the case every year, Japanese revellers carried giant phalluses through the streets of Kawaski to worship the penis and fertility in one of the more bizarre annual festivals around the world.



Everyone from giggly young children to cock-hungry grandmas dressed in kimonos sucked on penis lollipops and posed with massive phallus-shaped structures.

The Festival of the Street Phallus originated from prostitutes praying for good business and protection from STIs.



*** EXCLUSIVE *** *** EDITOR'S NOTE: EXPLICIT CONTENT *** KANAGAWA, JAPAN - APRIL 03: A Japanese woman licks a penis shaped lollipop during the Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus) on April 03, 2016 in Kanagawa, Japan. The famous Kawasaki Penis Festival started in 1977 as a small festival to celebrate an old legend about the defeat of a penis eating demon. Today the festival is a huge draw for Japanese and foreign tourists and raises money for HIV and AIDS research. PHOTOGRAPH BY Damon Coulter / Barcroft Media UK Office, London. T +44 845 370 2233 W USA Office, New York City. T +1 212 796 2458 W Indian Office, Delhi. T +91 11 4053 2429 W

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You can’t out-weird the Asians, and that’s a certified fact. Even when the West does something really weird like the My Little Pony convention, the Asians will one-up us by creating My Little Pony inflatable dolls that you can fuck. It’s just not even worth competing with them anymore.

Not to mention this Cock Worshipping festival has been going on for decades now. A real tradition that will doubtless carry on for many generations to come.


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