UK’s Youngest Lotto Winner Is Selling £50 Boob Pics To ‘Rob From Perves And Feed Poor’

Just like Robin Hood.

Ever since becoming the youngest person to win the National Lottery back in 2012, 23-year-old Edinburgh girl Jane Park has been a Sick Chirpse legend. If she isn’t showing off the results of a £50,000 makeover, she’s getting smashed on ‘snus’ and offering sex to her Twitter followers.

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So what’s Jane been up to this week? Well she’s opened up an ‘OnlyFans’ account where she’s selling pictures of her tits for £50. It’s not because she’s skint though (she won the lottery, remember?) but rather because she wants to take money from the perverted and give to the poor:

It wasn’t that long ago Jane wanted to sue Euromillions because she claimed winning the lottery had ruined her life. That’s all their fault for giving her millions of pounds, obviously:

I have material things but apart from that my life is empty. What is my purpose in life?

I thought it would make [my life] ten times better but it’s made it ten times worse.

Well it sounds like she has found that purpose – flogging pictures of her tits to pervs so that she can feed the poor. You’ve got to play to your strengths after all.

Speaking of which:

For the time Jane got brutal revenge on her ex-boyfriend by sharing a Snapchat of herself in bed with another man, click HERE. Ruthless stuff.


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