If you don’t think these two’s relationship had a real chance of working out then you’re just being cynical. Alas, they gave it a good run but it just wasn’t meant to be. But good to know that strippers aren’t just faking it when they tell you what a cool dude you are and that they really fancy you.

PS – “I don’t believe in loans because I don’t like paying people back” – greatest quote of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnNlFfaJ6to

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