13-year-old girl scout Danielle Lei has got the girl scout cookie game on lock — having set up shop outside a medical marijuana clinic in San Francisco. On her first day she sold 117 boxes in 2 hours — 37 more boxes than her usual 2 hour average.
How long before Danielle Lei is a millionaire? She’ll be rolling in it in no time if she keeps this up. Stoners can’t resist cookies and if you’re hitting them as soon as they come out of the medical marijuana shop then it’s not even fair — you’re either already stoned and powerless to stop the cookie munchies or you’ve just picked up and are gonna grab some cookies for later. It’s devastating to know this 13-year-old girl has probably better business acumen than me. What a genius.