There has been some great videos of pitch invasions on Sick Chirpse in the past. Some have involved naked people, others have involved clever people who managed to get away, but none have ever featured anyone who’s as smacked up and off their nut as the dude in this video.
The scene is what looks like a not quite professional American Football match that’s being filmed by a semi amateur camera man (the footage is better than your average iPhone shot but not quite Sky Sports standard) who catches the moment when a dude (who’s obviously completely off his face on something) obnoxiously walks onto the pitch during the middle of a match like that’s a normal thing to do.
Now when I say this dude is completely off his face you only have to look at his eyes and what he’s wearing to agree with me. He looks like he’s just ingested a gram of bath salts and D.M.T. combined while coming up on three super pills that he popped up his shitter before the match. The fact that his trousers are half way down his ass and his belt/jockstrap/strap-on is riding up his stomach doesn’t help him look anymore sober. The dude then proceeds to randomly throw a bottle of water on the pitch before some do-gooder decides to take him down himself. Things escalate and it turns into a ‘everyone’s a hero’ moment. Pretty entertaining if you’re into topless waste-men wrestling around the floor with a bunch of middle age dudes. Check it:
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