Today’s Top 4 Crap Celebrity News Items #2

Here’s another four non-news items courtesy of the Daily Mail online. Thanks for the guff you plums. Awful and pointless, but that’s celebrities for you.

2) Topless Man

Daily Mail Celeb Non-news - Cowell Topless 2

Website: Daily Mail Online

Headline: That looks painful! Sunburnt Simon Cowell gingerly adjusts his shirt as he goes to dinner with Lauren Silverman… hours after going for topless stroll on the beach

More Fitting Headline: Simon Cowell without his shirt on. LOL!

Summary: This is the best of a bad bunch because I actually know who Simon Cowell is. The crux of the story is that Cowell was walking about without his T-shirt off – massive deal – and also he got sun-burnt. The end. Nice story guys. Although the picture does make me chuckle a little bit to be honest. He just looks like a proper gumby doesn’t he? But the question remains: why does anyone care about Simon Cowell’s skin and/or lack of clothing? They even posted a video with the article which I will spare you.

Quote To Note: “All the while, newborn Eric slept soundly in his pram and was completely unaware of what was going on around him”.

Favourite Reader’s Comment: “Handsome brute”.

☛ Next: Simon Cowell’s Got His Mate’s Wife Pregnant

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