6) Megaman Zero Series
Megaman Zero is an action side-scroller where you — the titular Zero — slash robots up with a lightsabre and shoot them with your BB gun (the sword is much better and cooler so just stick with that). You and your people are going to be killed by the humans or something but you’ll find that out when you play the games, I tried explaining it five different ways and deleted each one of them because the game does it much better. Paying attention to the story isn’t compulsory, just cut everything you see and you’ll be fine!
There are four games in the series and did I mention that they’re all dick (or cunt)-bruisingly difficult? This is yet another game where everything kills you, so great fun if you hate yourself or have an immense amount of patience. Look at this awesome video and tell me you didn’t get just a little bit excited.
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Speaking of immense patience — Stick around for the top 5 later!
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