Remember Belle Delphine? She blew up massively last year after making a fortune selling her bathwater online, before raking it in with her Patreon account and eventually being booted off social media for sharing a disturbing video of herself with a dead octopus.
Well anyway, after a brief hiatus, Belle Delphine is back and as weird as ever. Get a load of this madness:
Um, wow. I honestly don’t know whether 2020 just got better or worse. The reaction online has been pretty mixed:
jerking off to the belle delphine music video
— liam (@Liammed_) June 17, 2020
Belle Delphine is like the Nikola Tesla of simp technology, she basically invented simps and found innovative ways to use them. Good shit
— Charlie (@MoistCr1TiKaL) June 17, 2020
when belle delphine said “lil titties, big ass, and no dad” i felt that
— mia (@miaxmon) June 17, 2020
A friend of mine just shared that cursed Belle Delphine music video and now I want to cry and wash my eyes out with holy water
— Knee Nah is waiting for champagne (@Nina_Ilegna) June 18, 2020
All we asked for was to defund the police but instead we got belle delphine
— (@kayyybearxo) June 17, 2020
Belle Delphine making her return is a cultural reset.
— j aubrey (@jaubreyYT) June 17, 2020
Me: “2020 couldn’t get any worse”
2020: Belle Delphine is back
— jaylen (@jaylenga) June 18, 2020
belle delphine is back. i will now be simping
— #RAT!!♡♡ (@rottingpalaces) June 18, 2020
Delphine has also been plugging her OnlyFans, which will no doubt make her a killing in no time. In fact it looks like she already has 5.5k subscribers at $35 a month which means she’s making $192,500 per month already to share photos and videos of herself nude on the internet. Has there ever been a more lucrative time to be an e-girl than in 2020?
I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before she does something to piss everyone off again and goes on another mini-hiatus, but until then I guess she’s just gonna be banging out the content. Remember the time that incel gamer guy vaped her bathwater? Lol.