Atletico Madrid’s Diego Simeone Says Players Who Have Sex Just Four Times A Month ‘Can’t Play In My Team’

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Atletico Madrid manager Diego Simeone has led his side two La Liga trophies and two Europa League cups, so clearly the guy knows what it takes to win.

Apparently, that includes putting together a squad of players who are getting laid more than 4 times a month. After being told in a recent interview with Cadena COPE that the average Spaniard has sex 56 times a year, Simeone said:

‘How many? 56… 56 a year… How many are a month? Four a month? Four a month no… With four times a month you can’t play in my team.’

Now a lot of people reading this might say that Simeone was clearly joking here, but I’m not so sure. As I said, the guy knows how to win trophies. He wants players like him who are f***ing and know how to play football. Players with stamina and finesse. Maybe the fact you need to have sex (at least) 5 times a month to play for him is one of the reasons he’s been so successful all these years?

Simeone was also asked how often he has sex with his wife Carla Pereyra, to which he responded:

‘Fifteen a month? I’m not going to say… but we have a good average.’

Not bad at all for a married man in his 50s. Although it probably helps that his wife is a 35-year-old model:

 

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What else can you say really? His players better keep banging unless they want to wind up on the bench.

For the Brazilian football fans who decapitated a referee after he stabbed a player, click HERE.

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