JPMorgan ‘Sex Slave’ Banker’s Lawyer Drops Him Hours Before Court Hearing, He Will Now Represent Himself

The JPMorgan ‘sex slave’ court case has got off to an unfortunate start, with lawyer Daniel Kaiser abruptly withdrawing from representing banker Chiyanu Rana just hours before a scheduled hearing in New York state court.

First, let’s recap: Rana, 35, accused his boss Lorna Hadjni of turning him into her office “sex slave”; which involved spiking him with Rohypnol and Viagra, forcing him to suck her toes, racially abusing him, threatening his job, making him cry as she gave him oral sex, and all kinds of other sexually degrading acts.

A thorough investigation by JPMorgan found no evidence to back up Rana’s claims, and it was then revealed that Rana had previously pretended his dad was dead in order get bereavement leave, and allegedly spent that time using a ChatBot to plan his dubious lawsuit.

So to now have his lawyer drop him hours before the hearing? No bueno!

Hilariously, Chirayu Rana came into court expecting to remain anonymous, even though his name has been going viral all over the internet for the past few weeks.

During the hearing on Tuesday, New York Supreme Court Judge Dakota Ramseur denied Rana the ability to continue proceeding under the pseudonym ‘John Doe’, because it basically makes no sense whatsoever. Everybody already knows who he is!

Hajdini’s lead counsel, Melissa Rodriguez, pointed the judge to an interview Rana gave to The Juggernaut in which he publicly identified himself as the plaintiff and discussed details of the case and his background.

She told him: ‘Your name is already out there. You can’t put the genie back in the bottle.’ Is that an Aladdin reference? Bit racist if so.

Hours earlier, Rana’s lawyer – who previously represented Jeffrey Epstein victims – filed a notice seeking to withdraw as Rana’s attorney.

The document, which was co-signed by Rana, stated that Rana would represent himself ‘pro se’ until a replacement could be found.

Meanwhile, Lorna Hadjini is not messing about, having already filed counterclaims of defamation against Rana, accusing him of humiliating her with his allegations that she turned him into her office sex slave.

She says the allegations have turned her life into a “living nightmare” and the reaction on social media, which includes morons telling her to kill herself, has caused her lasting mental harm and cost her a volunteer position. 

So anyway, that’s where we are now. Rana is handling his own case and representing himself which I have a sneaky suspicion is not going to go well for him. In fact, it sounds like he’s utterly screwed no matter what happens, given his history of bullsh1tting and the lack of evidence for his claims. Is there even a lawyer out there who will represent him at this point?

No doubt there will be more drama and hilarity during court proceedings. Just a shame it’s not being streamed online like the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard case was. Not to worry though – we’ll keep on top of it.

For the coked up banker who tried an insane swimming pool stunt on his 30th birthday and ended up obliterating himself, click HERE.