Kent Police Sergeant Arrested After Being Caught Naked In A Park, Near A Children’s Play Area

ByMF Jones

Kent Police have arrested one of their own Sergeants after he was caught naked in a Chatham park, near a children’s play area.

Simon Ince, 52, claimed he was just having a wee, even though he was fully naked, and had been spotted doing the same thing a day earlier by horrified dog walkers.

In court, Ince had a new excuse: he liked to strip off and wring sweat from his clothes after a long run.

This might have been fractionally believable… if officers hadn’t uncovered photos on his phone showing him masturbating while naked in the same woodland area off Vale Drive about five months earlier.

In the end, a judge ruled Ince had acted for sexual gratification and “enjoyed the thrill of doing it outdoors”, and described his excuses as “evasive and untruthful”.

Ince has now been made subject to a sexual risk order – meaning he is banned from taking his underwear off or urinating in public and is prohibited from going to the Horsted Valley nature reserve (where the park is contained).

Ince, who was sacked and now works for a contractor at a utility company, could be jailed if the order is breached. All he has to do is not take his willy out in public from now on. That shouldn’t be too hard, should it?

Then again, I bet the sexual thrill would be x100 now that he knows he could be jailed if he gets caught again. What an absolutely wild quirk to live with.

For the police officer who put a weight on his keyboard’s Z button to fake working from home for 100 hours, click HERE.

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