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5 Items You NEED To Own When The World Ends

If you want to survive the end of the world and see a new civilisation, here are 5 essentials you need with you in your underground bunker.

3. Some Weed

bag of weed

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You’re going to have a lot of time to yourself in that bunker and we all know the greatest way to kill a few hours is to strap a motherfucking doobie and get blazed. Then you can just kick back and think about all the awesome things you’ll do once the end of the world is over.

This does potentially pose a couple problems though as you’ll need a source of fire to spark your doobie, but I’m sure Brock Lesnar could just grab a couple of rocks and rub them together hard enough to cause a burning splint. He could probably also fashion rolling papers out of the guts of whatever animals he catches for us to cook and kill. At the same time you know a guy like Brock Lesnar is going to get irritated being trapped inside an underground bunker for possibly years so letting him smoke some weed every day is a good idea. Just be careful he doesn’t clock how much you have and eat the whole thing in one.

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