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Fresher Student Texts Boss Saying He Can’t Make First Shift Because He’s ‘Having A Threesome’

Threesome

Solid excuse.

The first day of work is always a tricky one, so it’s probably best not to go out on a big one the night before or you might end up sending a text message like the dude in this article. Although fair play to him, he kinda styled it out.

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Ross was meant to be attending training at his new job at Filthy’s Bar in Newcastle at 10am, but ended up going to Digital the night before. He somehow managed to get two girls back to his halls for a threesome and kindly decided to let his boss know that he wouldn’t be coming in the following day and chose to do this by actually revealing the truth of what he was up to:

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Fair play to the guy I suppose. They say honesty always pays off too and it seems like it might have done, as in an awesome example of how to be an excellent boss, instead of having a meltdown and firing Ross on the spot, Al instead decided to post the text message on the bar’s Facebook page and let their fans decide what happened to him. There are three options: fire him, forward the text to his mum, or force him to buy his coworkers lunch and write an essay about why it’s not a good idea to call your boss a top shagger. Guess which one is winning.

For more threesomes, check out what a bunch of people said about it after engaging in their first one. Enlightening stuff.


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