It looks like coronavirus may have finally met its match after Zlatan Ibrahimovic tested positive for the virus this week, sparking a whole bunch of ‘COVID-19 has tested positive for Zlatan’ style jokes usually reserved for Chuck Norris.
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Zlatan, who will now miss at least a couple games for AC Milan, isn’t worried in the slightest:
I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea
— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) September 24, 2020
I don’t doubt it for a second. I mean coronavirus has REALLY fucked up now. You don’t just infect a footballing god like Zlatan without asking for his permission first. Now that he’s being forced to quarantine and miss a couple of upcoming games, Zlatan has been left with no choice but to destroy coronavirus for good. You have to think the virus has either never heard of Zlatan or infected him by accident because the last thing you want to do is piss this man off. Now he’s on Twitter saying the virus challenging him was a bad idea and we can only imagine what sort of revenge he’ll be cooking up in quarantine.
Which makes you wonder – why have we been wasting our time waiting for this vaccine when we could have just asked Zlatan to sort it out back in March? This is a guy with zero fear whatsoever. If Zlatan says the virus challenging him was a bad idea, then we’ve got no choice but to believe him.
I mean just look at how composed he is in these following clips:
what is life pic.twitter.com/87rJjI2Ob5
— LA Galaxy (@LAGalaxy) September 12, 2019
— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) July 15, 2019
No fear whatsoever.
As we all know, he can talk the talk too:
RIP COVID-19 2019 – 2020. Someone let Bill Gates know the vaccine won’t be necessary.
For the time Zlatan was being a complete dick to an MLS player and left him utterly distressed on the pitch, click HERE.