Woman Amazingly Takes A Dump While Standing Up In Busy Hospital

Woman Poo Busy Hospital Corridor

Seriously impressive technique.

If you want to know how to do the perfect poo then don’t watch this video – check this one out instead – because although this one is hella impressive it’s about as far away from the perfect poo as you can get. I mean the woman does it standing up and it’s not even in a toilet, you know what I’m saying?

Apparently it goes down in a busy hospital in Istanbul and the video features a woman shuffling up to a wall before tensing up and leaving a giant turd on the floor. The video is a bit grainy so it’s not 100% clear that it’s a turd, but the fact that she shuffles away as quickly as she got there, tenses real hard and the reaction of other people when they notice it on the floor – they do not look happy – all serve as evidence of its true nature.

Grim. Remind me to never get so ill in Turkey that I have to visit a hospital. At least it looks better than this Russian hospital though I suppose.

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