Sometimes on the internet it’s difficult to tell what’s real and what’s fake. I stumbled across this story on ‘transracial’ influencer Oli London and I couldn’t look away. Is it an act? Attention-seeking? Or does this person genuinely believe he can become Korean through cosmetic surgery?
According to Newsweek, white British man Oli has already spent £185,000 on 20 surgeries in an attempt to make himself look Korean. He specifically wants to resemble BTS star Jimin. Here they are side by side:
London (who should probably change his name if he’s serious about becoming Korean) revealed that he has now made enquiries about a crucial step in his physical transformation from English to Korean; he’s planning on getting his penis size reduced. Yup, seriously. Oli told Newsweek:
I don’t want people to get offended by this, but in Korea, [the average] penis is like 3.5 inches, and I get trolled all the time. People say, ‘Oh, you can’t be Korean. You’re not 100 percent Korean,’ and I just want to be 100 percent Korean.
I would even have a penis reduction so I’m, like, the Korean average. That’s how far I’m willing to go. I can have it done in Thailand, and it will cost between $6,000 and $8,000. Thailand’s cheaper. And to be honest, they do specialize in those kind of things in Thailand, because they have a lot of sex changes and stuff.
It’s very rare, because most people will get a penis enlargement. I know it does sound weird. I just want to be 100 percent Korean. My entire face will be Korean, I’ve done my chest. Like, what can I do next? I don’t know.
Like, my hands are too big… [It] just makes me feel closer to the country. I’m actually booked in for February 22. Then I’ll be happy [with my looks]. The thing is, when I do surgery, I’m happy for like two months, and then I want more.
Isn’t he a bit worried about going under the knife for such a procedure?
I don’t get nervous about anything. Like, if it goes wrong, I’ll just go get another surgery.
Well, credit where it’s due – Oli does kinda look Korean in a Joan Rivers sort of way. Does that actually make him Korean though? I’m not sure that’s how it works tbh. You can’t just become Korean by making your willy smaller, can you? Though I appreciate the lengths (so to speak) that he’s prepared to go to. Probably better off moving to Korea, finding a job there and getting citizenship if he wants to be at least somewhat convincing. That has to be Oli’s end goal here, right?
Unless this is all just a humble brag about how he has a bigger penis than the average Korean? It’s possible.
For the white New Orleans man who identifies as Filipino, click HERE. What is the world coming to?