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This Story About A Mum Catching Her Daughter Giving A Blow Job Is Absolutely Excruciating

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It couldn’t have gone more wrong.

This story sort of reminds me of another confession where a girl was caught out by her dad giving a blow job to her boyfriend in the car, only it’s a lot more awkward because everyone involved was in the same room.

Reddit user ‘an0therthr0wawaytbh’ loaded up this story about what could have been a great blow job except……well I won’t ruin the story. Have a read yourself:

So this happened a year ago.

I was 17, me and my girlfriend of like a year were getting it on in her parents house who weren’t home. We had been making out for a while and it was taken to the next stage. We were on our way up the stairs and we crashed through the door at the top of her staircase which led to the bathroom apparently. So we undress and she kisses down my torso. God damn it felt good. She starts blowing and I feel fucking great. 10 minutes in and I hear a noise from downstairs which I decided to pass off as the dog fucking about downstairs. So we continue and I hear what I again presumed to be the dog bounding up the stairs but I didn’t care because I was close to the finish. Before I knew what the fuck was happening the door flew open and her mother is standing there staring at me with a look so sharp it could cut diamonds

This is where the real FU came. It came the same time I did. I finish in her mouth while locking eyes with her mother. I yelled, her mother yelled and we stood there for about a second covering ourselves before her mother started screaming the house down. It’s at this point, ladies and gentlemen, I must tell you that my girlfriend was not a sallower. Her mother screams “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF –.” and with that came one of the most horrific yet hilarious moments of my life. My girlfriend goes to say sorry but forgets that she has a mouthful of my seed. With the initial “So” sound coming out so did the contents of her mouth. The three of us watched as it fell in what seemed like slow motion to the floor, or what the thought would be the floor anyway…

Shocked Woman

Wow, I mean, locking eyes with your potential mother-in-law whilst climaxing — what a confusing cocktail of feelings. Also, surely the girl could have taken one for the team and just this once swallowed it down.

Anyway, guessing he’ll be avoiding the girlfriend’s house for a couple of months. Still probably not as much as the guy who accidently walked in on his girlfriend’s grandma in the shower and asked for a blowie. That takes awkward to a whole new level.


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