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Stormy Daniels Says That Trump Only Lasted Two Minutes In Bed

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The world has been enthralled with the Stormy Daniels/Donald Trump affair for the past few months and it seems like Daniels is eager to get even more traction out of it as she’s just done an interview with Vogue where she’s revealed even more details about it.

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In a fairly wide ranging interview, Daniels has revealed that her life has been like a movie after she went to the press about the claims and she’s been involved in a few car chases as well. Crucially, she also revealed that Donald Trump only lasted about two minutes in the sack, if she was being generous. Kinda figured that out but pretty funny to hear it straight from the horse’s mouth.

Anyway, here’s the parts of the interview you’re gonna wanna read:

It was morbid curiosity that took her to Trump’s hotel room. It was just normal person sex. 

He was in his underwear and his shirt and he was like, ‘Heeey… ‘ and I was like…”

It only lasted ‘two minutes’ – and that’s if I was being generous.

How many details can you really give about two minutes?

Taking on Trump isn’t to indulge my own political agenda. I’m not like some big Hillary supporter. I’m a Republican, but I’m also pro-choice, pro-gay, and I don’t agree with Trump’s treatment of Mexican immigrants, Muslim people, women and others.

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I haven’t been able to enjoy a meal since all this happened. We’ve been in a couple car chases. We’ve had people put notes under the door, which means they know what hotel I’m in, which means we’ve had to change hotels in the middle of the night.

I had to pull my seven year old daughter out of elementary school after the paparazzi were taking pictures of her.

I don’t see her that often . If I contact her, it makes her sad, so I just kind of have to wait until she wants to talk to me.

She knows that people date and do this and that, and she knows that Trump is somebody I hung out with or knew three years before I even met her dad, so that’s all fine.

The problem is they keep using the words porn star, and she doesn’t know what a porn star is, because she doesn’t know what sex is, and I’m not quite ready to have that conversation.

That’s kinda sad, but I suppose she didn’t have to reveal her affair with Trump for loads of money did she? Sounds like she already had a massive payoff as well so definitely didn’t need to do it at all. Can’t feel that sorry for her then, but it seems like a bit of a dumb idea to wreck your whole entire life for two minutes of a lack of enjoyment with Donald Trump FFS. Can’t really think of anything worse especially when I’m a super hot porn star. Dumbest decision ever really.

For more Stormy Daniels, check out Jim Carrey painting a weird picture of her having sex with Trump. That is odd isn’t it?

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