A Starbucks customer from Louisiana had her whole day completely ruined when the chain served up her morning coffee with the mark of the devil written out in caramel syrup last Sunday. Teacher Megan Pinion, a practicing Catholic, was so distraught she handed the two drinks with the satanic pentagram and 666 etched into them back over the till.
“I unfortunately can’t give the young man’s name who served it, because I was so appalled that I could not bring myself to look at him”, she said.
Starbucks has apologised, reaching out personally to Megan over social media and telling her they were taking her complaint seriously.
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The main question that needs to be asked is who the hell lets a little Satanic art in their coffee ruin their day like this? Get a grip, Megan. It’s a pentangle and a triple 6 — what’s the problem? Do you hate pentangles? Do you hate triple digits? It’s not like the guy drew a caramel cock and balls in your coffee.
Seriously, people think they’re so much more precious than they really are these days. Oh no, you were so shocked you couldn’t bring yourself to look the server in the eyes? Has Satan taken over the world because some joker used caramel syrup to scrawl 666 over you drink? Drink your devil’s coffee and stop being such a pussy.
