I thought we had already had a couple of zingers for headline of the week, but here comes Slowthai with a late hail Mary play to try and snatch it at the death, after he revealed that he’s agreed to stop spitting in fans’ mouths due to Coronavirus.
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Slowthai has been regularly spitting in fans’ mouths at his concerts since 2019 when a female devotee asked him to do it at one of his gigs, but he’s now realised that this probably isn’t the best idea going forward because of the global pandemic. Here’s what he had to say about his decision when asked by journalist Amelia Dimoldenberg on her infamous YouTube show ‘Chicken Shop Date’:
No, I ain’t spitting in no more mouths now.
Well there you have it, straight from the horse’s mouth. I suppose some fans out there will be absolutely devastated that they won’t have the opportunity to have some of Slowthai’s saliva down their throat, but I’m sure that most of us can probably agree that his decision is for the best in the current climate. More importantly, if you’re actually really upset about not being able to swallow Slowthai’s spit then you probably need to take a look at yourself as well.
For more of the same, check out this woman getting knocked out for spitting on another woman in a restaurant. Fair enough really.