Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #53

I have seen some pretty weird stuff on Gumtree but this might just take the proverbial. A person, gender and age unknown who claims to have spent 3 years living alone on St Lawrence Island (a sparsely inhabited island in the Arctic ocean, part of Alaska but closer to Siberia) wants a lodger who will dress up as a walrus because they are missing their walrus friend ‘Gregory’.