The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box — every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.
Here are the best from this week:
(Click arrow keys to view confessions).
Went to the toilets at work for my daily wank session at lunch time. For some reason the wifi wasn’t working on my phone so I had to make do with my imagination. I bust one out in 2 minutes thinking about bending my colleague (a 6 at best) over her desk and fucking her. Was a real rush crunching numbers with her all professional like literally 5 minutes later