Salt Bae’s New Kobe Beef Cheeseburger Is The Filthiest Food Porn You’ll Ever See

Saltbae cheeseburger

Dirty burger.

It’s been a while since we’ve heard anything from Salt Bae and his filthy meat-molesting ways. I was beginning to wonder if he’d had enough of his time in the spotlight and had decided to go back to being a modest steak salter.

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Oh boy, was I wrong. Turns out he’s been working on his pièce de résistance – the food porn you’d only find in the depths of the deep web. Introducing, the Salt Bae Kobe Beef Cheeseburger. Holy shit:

Oh. My. God. Just look at the way he handles that meat. Salt Bae, is there anything you can’t do?

The answer to that would be: no.

If he carries on like this, he’s going to end up as successful as ‘Cash me outside’ girl. How ‘bout dah?


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