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Ryan Gosling Apparently Cried Loads After A One Night Stand

Ryan Gosling

Pussy.

According to an unnamed source (i.e. someone who was paid to lie so girls love Ryan Gosling even more), Ryan Gosling once had sex with her and then afterwards he cried loads like he’d been watching The Notebook or something.

Whilst all the guys are calling him a pussy for this, all the girls are thinking about how they love him even more for this and how awesome it is that someone so hot also has a sensitive side and now they’re going to try even harder to get him to marry them. Well, it ain’t gonna happen girls, because he’s a cry baby bitch and Eva Mendes is pregnant with his kid anyway. Sorry.

Here’s the full story though, from the unnamed source – who’s described as a curvy blonde – as it appeared in Star magazine, whatever the hell that is:

‘He was the best lover I’ve ever had,’ recalls a curvy blonde, who shared a night of passion with Ryan after meeting him at a nightclub. But once the lovemaking was over, things took a turn.

‘I thought I heard him sniffling,’ she says. ‘Then I realized he had tears gushing down his face. I asked if he was all right, and he said he gets emotional sometimes.’

Wow. What a fucking lame wad. Stick to not eating your cereal, that was way funnier.


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