Normally in a movie or a book or whatever, if somebody doesn’t want to speak to the cops when they’re picked up then they just stay silent and defiant, but a guy called Sean Sykes Jr has come up with an ingenious way to end a police interview early: just fart so much that they literally can’t stand to be in the room with you any longer.
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Sykes Jr was picked up in Kansas City last week for questioning over gun and drug charges, but he just kept farting all the way through the interview that the cops had no other choice but to vacate the room. Here’s what their report said:
When we asked him for his address, Sykes leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart.
Mr. Sykes continued to be flatulent and I ended the interview.
Damn girl, ain’t no messing around with that one is there? It turned out that this technique actually worked as well, as Sykes denied knowing anything about the suspect items and police decided not to charge the 24-year-old for intent to sell cocaine and being in possession of a firearm.
Unfortunately this brush with the law and ingenious escape didn’t set him on the straight and narrow and he was pulled over for a second time about a month later. Police found a backpack with drugs and two guns in – one of which had been stolen a couple of days before.
As such, he’s now in prison waiting for a bond to be set on charges of possessing stolen firearms and possession with intent to sell cocaine. No amount of farting is going to help him now either, so that ship has sailed. Unlucky pal.
For more farting, check out this horse taking farting to a whole new level. Unbelievable.