Orlando Bloom Goes Viral For Unbelievably Cringe ‘Day In The Life’ Interview With The Sunday Times

I can’t believe this isn’t a spoof.

A ‘day in the life’ interview with Orlando Bloom in the ‘Sunday Times’ has gone viral, with many finding it hard to believe that the whole thing isn’t a spoof.

Featured Image VIA

The actor talks us through his average daily routine, and comes off like a mix of Hansel from Zoolander and Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, but perhaps even more pretentious and terrifying. Get a load of some of the excerpts and see what you think:

“It’s all quite LA, really” – I can’t believe he said that. Cringe central! But at least all the people who have been treated poorly and refused opportunities over the years due to their race/gender/sexuality will sleep soundly knowing that Orlando Bloom is ‘dreaming up roles’ for them. What a hero!

Elsewhere in the interview he goes on about astrology and buddhism which I guess are two things no one should be surprised that Orlando Bloom is into. BRAIN OCTAINE OIL though? That’s something I’ve got to look into.

Naturally, Twitter let him have it:

To be fair to the guy, that does sound like a very healthy routine and it seems he lives a very balanced and healthy life in general, so who are we to laugh at him? Not to mention he’s a talented, handsome multi-millionaire actor who shags Katy Perry every day.

Plus, he looks like this at 44!

Respect to the guy, although come on, you cannot deny the stupendous levels of cringe in that article which can only be achieved by someone who has been rich and famous and living in LA for so long that he’s fallen completely out of touch with the common man. But again, who’s to say that’s a bad thing? Dude looks happy as Larry, even if he does seem like a bit of a wet wipe. Fair play to you, Orland Bloom. Fair play indeed.

For the time Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber in an Ibiza nightclub, click HERE. Different times.


To Top