Man Sentenced After Attempting To Seduce Undercover Officer With Chicken Alfredo

Wait, what?

An Ohio man who tried to seduce an underage victim with chicken alfredo and Sprite has been jailed.

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23-year-old Albert Maruna was arrested in a sex sting after he thought he was talking to a 15-year-old boy online, when in reality it was an undercover cop.

Police said Maruna wooed the ‘victim’ by promising he’d bring lubricant, Sprite and chicken alfredo to their date – a winning combination if there ever was one.

As well as spending a week in jail (seems a bit light?), Albert will remain under house arrest for 120 days and have to register as a Tier One sex offender. Peak.

Nothing sexier than a plate of chicken alfredo apparently. I wonder if someone used that tactic on Albert once and now he thinks chicken alfredo is the way to anyone’s heart. Which might be worth a shot if he was trying it on with adults and not underage boys on the internet. Now he’ll have to pay the penne-alty (sorry).

In some ways he’s lucky the police got to him before these guys did.


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