Noel Gallagher has never been one to hold his tongue and it doesn’t look like this inclination is going to fade any time soon as he enters his fifth decade.
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This time his target was young Harry Styles who has just successfully reinvented himself and scored a number one hit and number one album in the process. Noel wasn’t having any of it though:
People of my age have let themselves go.
They’re fat, balding idiots with fading tattoos.
They sit in their garage and write shite like Sign of the Times for Harry Styles.
Quite frankly, my cat could have written it in about 10 minutes!
I don’t mind the song, my wife was falling over herself, ‘Have you heard Harry Styles’ new song? It’s like Prince.’
I was like ‘Without even hearing it, I can assure you it’s not like Prince!’
You’re not telling me Harry Styles is currently sat in a room somewhere writing a song.
With any joy he’ll be surrounded by a lot of 17 year old girls, fucking getting coke blown up his arsehole, hopefully!
Don’t hold back there huh Noel? I haven’t actually heard the song either, but I doubt it sounds like Prince either. I imagine Harry Styles probably isn’t writing any songs too and probably is getting coke blown up his ass. That’s just how the kids roll these days. Or so I hear.
For more Noel Gallagher, check him out completely rinsing his own videos from Oasis. Legend.