You can’t pretend to be this crazy, can you? Apparently this news reporter is legit trying to helpfully convey how to avoid being attacked by a bear in bear-ridden Rhode Island.
We personally don’t know that someone would get away unscathed if they behaved like this in front of a hungry bear. ‘Stay calm’ doesn’t really correlate with darting eyes, flailing arms and throwing your shoes. We’ll run it by our pal Bear Grylls first.
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