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Miss Utah Gives The Dumbest Answer In A Beauty Pageant Since The Last Dumbest Answer In A Beauty Pageant

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Beauty pageants are notorious for dumb girls coming out with answers that make little to no sense and here’s one of the best yet.

Miss Utah

Girls who enter beauty pageants tend to all fit the exact same stereotype i.e. they’re all really hot and have some cool kind of special talent -admittedly this could be classified as ‘giving really good head to judges to improve their chances of winning the competition’ – but they all seem to be really, really dumb. Like to the point that they’re actually morons.

Now, before some whiney feminist attacks Sick Chirpse for being anti women or whatever, I would like to point out that I’m sure there are some beauty pageant winners/competitors out there who aren’t stupid and are probably really awesome and intelligent women, but the fact of the matter is that this is a stereotype for a reason and there are a shedload of videos of stupid beauty pageant contestants so there’s a lot of evidence to back this up. Don’t argue with the facts girlfriend.

Anyway, this latest file for the dossier of evidence on the stupidity of beauty queens came from the Miss USA pageant that I guess happened some time over the weekend (I clearly don’t know because I mean who in their right mind follows the dates of beauty pageants?) and went to Miss Utah.

Of all the states in America Utah is probably one of the ones I want to visit the least because Big Love was fucking crap even though Bill Paxton, Chloe Sevigny and Jeanne Tripplehorn were in it and it’s also full of Mormons and Mormons are really weird. I guess the Utah Saints were kinda cool back in the early 90’s but still, Utah looks like it would be the pits.

And Miss Utah hasn’t really done anything to change that opinion – although she is pretty hot – with this ridiculous answer to a question from the audience.  It touches on about 5 different topics that are completely unrelated to the question that was asked, whilst simultaneously not actually making any sense about anything at all. It’s really quite spectacular how nonsensical her answer is.

It also makes you think if this is how dumb the girl that won Miss Utah is then how dumb must the rest of the female population of that state be? At least the ones that compete in beauty pageants. And probably those that are Mormons too.

Check out the video below, I’ve put a transcript of it underneath but I wanted you to see it without any spoilers because it’s a lot better that way you know? More unbelievable. Her name is Marissa Powell BTW.

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Question: “A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families with children, women are the primary earners, yet they continue to earn less than men. What does this say about society?”

Marissa Powell: “I think we can relate this back to education, and how we are … continuing to try to strive to [epic pause] figure out how to create jobs right now. That is the biggest problem. And I think, especially the men are … um … seen as the leaders of this, and so we need to try to figure out how to create educate better so we can solve this problem. Thank you.”

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