Turns out Michael Jackson didn’t die back in 2009, instead he faked his death and fled to Brazil where he now wrestles with half-naked grownups (emphasis on grownups) for a living.

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To be honest, the result is absolutely amazing. Get a load of this highlight reel:

Apparently Michael Jackson isn’t dead he’s a wrestler in Brazil pic.twitter.com/BJUDh1sbGT

— ogug (@ogug8) February 22, 2020

How amazing was that moonwalk DDT? The Thriller elbow drop was pretty badass too. Although he does a much better version of it in the clip below where I think even The Rock would admit that it’s more electrifying than the People’s Elbow he used to do back in the day (at the 0:40 mark):

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— Chad (@ChadBlue_) February 22, 2020

Absolute genius. It just works so well. Surely it’s only a matter of time before someone from the WWE steals those moves off him? Better yet get Vince McMahon on the line and sign this guy up ASAP.

To watch a man use a vicious Ric Flair chop during a real life fight, click HERE. Woooo!