Megan Rapinoe Claims Injury In Her Final Ever Game Is Proof God Doesn’t Exist

Share:

Facebook
Twitter
WhatsApp

US women’s soccer star Megan Rapinoe has always had a reputation for being a bit of a megalomaniac. Who could forget the time she signed a lad’s ball without even acknowledging his existence:

Well, following a stellar career on the pitch, 38-year-old Rapinoe played her final game during the National Women’s Soccer League Championship final the other night, and had to be substituted just six minutes in after tearing her Achilles. Worse still, her side OL Reign ended up losing 2-1 to Gotham FC!

Very gutting stuff, no matter how you feel about the girl, but she still managed to irk a bunch of people by claiming that getting an injury in her final game was proof that God doesn’t exist:

For sure, I tore my Achilles. I mean, f***ing yeeted my Achilles in the sixth minute in my last game ever in the literal championship game.

I guess I just rode until the wheels came right off! Now I’m just a NARP, a normal-ass regular person, having to do rehab which is f***ing devastating. You gotta find the silver lining and the dark humor, and that’s just who I am as well.

That’s life; it’s part of the game. I was feeling really good before the game, wasn’t feeling tight or wasn’t having calf issues or anything. You don’t always get to have the perfect ending.

I’m not a religious person or anything and if there was a God, this is proof that there isn’t. This is f***ed up.”

Naturally, a bunch of people on Twitter are saying that the opposite is true – that it’s proof that God does exist, which isn’t a very nice thing to say but I guess makes as much sense as what Rapinoe is saying. Welcome to becoming a NAPR, though. Enjoy?

For Rapinoe’s take on the ‘disgusting’ exclusion of trans athletes in swimming, click HERE. What a hero.

Share:

Facebook
Twitter
WhatsApp

Most Popular

Recommended articles

Scroll to Top