3. CIRCLES IN FOOD MAKE IT RE-HEAT MUCH FASTER

Another food themed trick, because lets face it, food is awesome.

You’ve come home drunk and there’s no way you’re making food, so you turn to the all holy microwave and slam some left over chinese from earlier in, but you’re going to pass out in 5 minutes and you won’t survive until the beep. CHILL, all you need to do to heat food up faster in a microwave is create a little hole in the middle, this will heat your food up waaaay faster and now you’re wondering how many minutes of your life you’ve wasted standing by the microwave.