Macaulay Culkin has been through some things, man. There’s a 50/50 chance he had sex with Michael Jackson. Then he dated Mila Kunis and fucked that up. Most surprising of all though, he went from being a universally loved 8-year-old to playing in a cracked-out, pizza-themed Velvet Underground tribute band.
So it doesn’t come as too much of a shock to hear he spent Thanksgiving this year being weird with Har Mar Superstar on stage:
Well, that’s the child star life for ya. At least the rest of the Home Alone cast are doing somewhat better.
